Linux: Poetry in Documentation

Tue Jul 24 18:22:18 2007 from kerneltrap.org

"Lguest is an adventure, with you, the reader, as Hero," began some documentation for lguest recently submitted by Rusty Russell. The documentation continued, "but be warned; this is an arduous journey of several hours or more! And as we know, all true Heroes are driven by a Noble Goal. Thus I offer a Beer (or equivalent) to anyone I meet who has completed this documentation. So get comfortable and keep your wits about you (both quick and humorous). Along your way to the Noble Goal, you will also gain masterly insight into lguest, and hypervisors and x86 virtualization in general."

Andrew Morton noted that he would consider the documentation patches for inclusion in the 2.6.23 kernel, to which Rusty replied, "indeed, no code changes, and I feel strongly that it should go into 2.6.23 because it's *fun*. And (as often complained) there's not enough poetry in the kernel." Linus Torvalds quipped, "there's a reason for that," going on to rhyme, "there once was a lad from Braidwood, with a wife and a hatred for FUD, he hacked kernels for fun, couldn't get them to run, but he always felt that he should." He added, "so when you say 'there's not enough poetry', next time you'll know why. You *really* don't want want poetry." This led to numerous additional poetic submissions about which Rusty noted, "there was a poetic infection, which distorted the kernel's direction, the code got no time, as they all tried to rhyme, and it shipped needing lots of correction."

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